Dear Dr. Bob:
Valentines' Day is coming and I've got a crush
on the mailman. I'm going to send myself a package
and be there when he delivers it. I want to answer
the door in a pair of Funny Undies. What should
Dear Nervous Nellie:
Sounds like the postman really rings your bell.
After much deliberation and many helpful suggestions,
we believe we have the answer:
"Insert Male in Slot"
Dr. Bob (with help from Jeff R. of Louisville
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|Dear Dr. Bob,
It seems whenever I want to try something different
in the bedroom, my wife invites the stuffy neighbors
over for dinner and then we're not in the mood when
they finally leave.
Boring in Vermont
|Dear Boring in Vermont,
I say give the neighbors a hint to leave while
turning up the heat a little. Be a little
bit daring! How about a mooing cow pouch?
Pick a nice night to wear it... like when
those stuffy neighbors come over for dinner.
Offer to help your wife do the dishes and
bump into her a lot. Maybe the neighbors will
"moo-ove" on back to their side
of the fence faster! With the two of you trying
to keep a straight face in the kitchen and
greener pastures on your mind, you won't have
any problem keeping it straight in the bedroom
later - or being in the MOO-ed!
Best of luck,
Dear Dr. Bob:
I have a date this weekend with a guy who could
be "the one!" I am torn between wearing
my FunnyUndies THONG that says "Take Me I'm
Yours," or my FunnyUndies BOXERS that say
"Open Me First." Which should I wear?
I don't want to appear too eager!
Confused in Florida
Dear Confused in Florida:
It's no wonder you're confused living in Florida
considering the last election, but I think the
right thing to wear would be your boxers that
say "OPEN ME FIRST".
He may be confused too being he is in Florida
also, so this would prove his ability to "follow
instructions". His name isn't by any chance
"CHAD" is it? If so you're in trouble
from the start.
Dr. Bob (with help from MysticWuv)