and Barb were always thread people, Bob was a pin
cushion man and Barb always resented the way Bob
would stare at other women's big cushions. Barb
was always impressed by a tailor with a big needle.
Bob and Barb knew their future was going to be involved
for answers, they wandered aimlessly until one
day, it hit Bob .
Endless yards of thread, tightly stitched,
and lots of colors!
Then the dilemma What to embroider? Shoes
were too hard, hats were passé. Finally,
after an overdose of Mexican food, the answer
struck Bob like a load of jalapenos !
All kinds of Underwear!
Bob and Barb met their biggest obstacle,
to embroider underwear. It was very painful and
hard to reach for Bob. Barb tried. Finally they
realized that the secret was to embroider the
And thus was born FunnyUndies, Bob and Barb,
scarred but not seriously damaged, are living
the dream. Bob gets to thread the needle every
day, sometimes more than once. Barb is no longer
longing after the tailor with the big needle.
Bobs bobbins are starting to unravel a bit, but
for now, all is bliss in the land of thongs and